Theatre is the thing I truly love. I started writing plays when I was about 15. Most of them were/are awful. These few are a bit better.

• TRYST
  First performed 2006, Promenade Theatre, New York City. John Simon liked it a lot. But the Times thought there should have been more dead cats.
• THE MYSTERIOUS MR LOVE
  Earlier version of the above.Premiered August 1994, Brewhouse Theatre, Taunton,UK. Brief run in the West End at the Comedy Theatre, 1997, produced by Bill Kenwright.
• COWS
  Premiered August 1993, at the Brewhouse Theatre, Taunton,UK. Based loosely on a true story about two men, a herbaceous border and some cows.
• THE LEGS THAT CAME IN FROM THE COLD.
  BBC Radio 4, 1994. Again based on a true story about radio-active restaurant table-legs.
• THE TURKEY HAS LANDED
  BBC Radio 4, 1994. Not based on a true story. What happens when the milk turns green.